The-Talking-Absol

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I'm the Singing Absol Pt.2 by The-Talking-Absol, literature

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I'm the Singing Absol Pt.2

Mayhem of the Singing Absol! By: The Talking Absol He Drives Us Bats!/ If Only Meanwhile, back in the city of Townsville... Oh, wait. That's not right. Let's see...ah yes! Meanwhile, in the Singing Absol's Secret Lair... The Singing Absol, who nobody in Gotham but Batman knew was really Basil Galknolt, hummed merrily as she looked over her list labeled "Super-Secret Evil Plan," doodling hearts over an inserted step at the end aptly named "Get married: move to secluded mountain: have oodles of kids." She was currently in the kitchen, and over her costume, was wearing a pink, frilly apron that read, in curly letters with flowers and heart

Madness by The-Talking-Absol, literature

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Madness

Something does not rest well in Gotham tonight. It moves. It eats. It sleeps. This is the routine. It has been doing this since Gotham was not Gotham but another time and place. The first place. But not the first time. Things are funny like that. It moves through the streets, gathering, slithering, munching, consuming feasts and spitting filth. Goop seeps out its nose, pooling together then in waves stumbling out only to thin and then it repeats. It has teeth, but doesn't need them. They are longer than a man's arm and sharper than a scorpion's stinger. Strictly for precision. It doesn't have eyes. It doesn't need those. It it did have

Keep Telling Yourself That by The-Talking-Absol, literature

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Keep Telling Yourself That

Keep Telling Yourself That By: The Talking Absol Jonathan knew it was a dream he was in, even though it was trying very hard to not appear to be one. First of all, everywhere he looked, that circle of his vision would grow clearer, while the edges of it would fade and blur, like the dream decided it only needed to straighten up and appear real when he was actually looking at something. But that wasn't the strange part. The strange part was that the dream was a ballroom scene. He was even wearing a 1800's-esque deep blue tailcoat and pants, with gold accents and sharp black shoes. Jonathan had never been to a ball. He wasn't that old; alt

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Let's all take a moment. by theorangecrow, journal

Let's all take a moment.

Jul 20, 2012

In Colorado last night there was a mass shooting at a midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. A shooter wearing a gas mask walked in during the first fight scene and threw tear gas into the aisles, walking up them and shooting random people. Fourteen died and there were fifty injured. Four between the ages of 16-31 are still in critical condition. Please keep these people and their families in your prayers. I know it's a horrible thing to wake up to.

hey guys... by theorangecrow, journal

hey guys...

Nov 15, 2011

errrm... hi. i'd just like to say that i really appreciate all the support and nice things u guys have given/said to me. it means alot. and i want 2 say i'm sry 4 my previous journal. i don't plan on killing myself...i just felt rly bad and didn't feel like my family understood. they don't, but i'm sry i freaked out... bottom line: thanks. i love you all :hug: :heart:~~theorangecrow (https://www.deviantart.com/theorangecrow)

Pokemon Game Over Entry - First Draft by avatarjk137, literature

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Pokemon Game Over Entry - First Draft

Alexander Christianson Gender: Male Age: 24 Home Region: Johto Nature: Serious Backstory: When Alexander was 15, he had acquired all 8 badges and was preparing for the Johto League, when he came across a Rainbow Wing. He believed it was a sign that he was meant to catch Ho-Oh and become Johto Champion with it, and traveled to the top of the Tin Tower. The legendary bird was there, and after a long, brutal battle, Gamera stunned Ho-Oh long enough that Alex was able to throw an Ultra Ball at it. The ball snapped closed, and only when it started to fall did Alex realize it would fall outside the border of th

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Current Residence: HAHA...You're funny
Favourite style of art: Digital Art
Operating System: Reginald
MP3 player of choice: iBat
Shell of choice: Rooster, thank you. Oh, wait...What?
Skin of choice: MY OWN. XP
Favourite cartoon character: Undecided. I think I would be choosing sides if I did pick just one.
Personal Quote: "What you are is God's gift to you, and what you do with what you are is your gift to God.

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I like a lot of Artists. (then again, I don't really go to art galleries or anything...)

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The Princess Bride

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Danny Elfman

Favourite Writers

Edgar Allen Poe/ Rick Riordan

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RPG's

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PS1/DS

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'Da GIMP.

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The-Talking-Absol

Nov 10, 2014

No going back now

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Looks like this is mostly abandoned. I'm leaving up gifts and TANBH, but otherwise everything else is gone.

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The-Talking-Absol

Jun 10, 2012

I know what I'm going to do for my 10k pageviews!

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~kermityayplz (https://www.deviantart.com/kermityayplz) It's a surprise for all of you! And granted, as is typical of my style, it will take a while to get done. I am a busy bee in the real world, what with my summer class on Web Design and bf and sports. And the Internet cutting out every three days or so. But I'm sure you'll all love it! After all, this is celebrating the fact that all of YOU have stuck with me all this time! And if you don't like it, then I will never speak to you again. Anyway, as soon as it's done I'll let you all know. Now, back to BHAT and real life! *scurries off as the tomatoes fly at me* PS: When did dA put a word limit on journal titles? :icondeat

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The-Talking-Absol

May 17, 2012

The Show Must Go On

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Ahhhh, ummmm... So yeah. Been a while. For my dA peeps, anyway. Tumblr...not so much. XD I'm sure you're all sick of my diverted attention span. Ignore the title- I'm just super-excited because I got to see Roger Waters doing The Wall, live. It was awesome. I would ramble about it, but I don't think many of you would care to hear it. And that's okay. :nod: Just wanted to let y'all know that things...worked out, and hopefully I'll be back in business in a wee bit with BHAT and IPL stuff, both of which have grown dusty on my shelf. Still haven't decided on what to do for the pageviews, but I will think of something. Unfortunately, the tec

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PhoenixNaye

May 14, 2012

Please vote for me in the Deviant T-shirt contest. If you consider this spam please just ignore

avatarjk137

Mar 2, 2012

We're in for round 2 of PGO. Congrats!

Kaijuu-Kai

Jan 25, 2012

I associate Bruce Campbell with you, it must be because you're both very handsome.
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The-Talking-Absol

Jan 25, 2012

Ahahahahaha! Thanks! That was great! And don't undermine yourself- you're far more handsome than I. But thank you anyway; that was very sweet~

Kaijuu-Kai

Jan 25, 2012

We bought our dad army of darkness for his birthday and I think it was one of the better gifts we've given him, so thank you for showing it to us!

The-Talking-Absol

Jan 26, 2012

Uh, your welcome? I'm glad it had a happy ending. :3 *cough*

avatarjk137

Dec 1, 2011

How's the PGO team coming along? (Sorry, don't mean to be pushy, but I am curious).